Having spent many years living in North America, producing shows and writing books, I returned to the UK in 1992 and founded a licensing company specialising in celebrity licensing. I am currently producing a major rock opera based on Jim Stienman's Bat Out of Hell albums. I have been married twice, currently divorced, and have two sons (Andrew and Struan) and two granddaughers, Nuri and Isabella

So which daft cunt I wonder Egg is, Struan or Andrew? I'll take a stab at Andrew, as most Andrews I know are daft cunts.

Also from friendsreunited, if you click on the timeline (she's spelt Jims name wrong by the way) her surname changes to Oglanby.

On further investigation now we have a name, it shows Elva as living in Kingston-Upon-Thames KT10 0EU. http://www.creditgate.com/directorsearch/directors_CO_83.aspx Which is the same address as Andrew William Oglanby on http://www.checksure.biz/Director/ANDREW+WILLIAM+OGLANBY-14675591.htm

All this is very interesting as This Rockman Message from Mr. Egg says : "Also, Stuart is not my surname. Its a double first name. Like JR Ewing in Dallas is John Ross Ewing"

I think we've established Stuart isn't your real surname and if we use your name like JR Ewing we get AW Oglanby, which for shits and giggles is an anagram of Blown A Gay.